Top 10 Reasons to Hate Cicadas

10) They litter the Earth with their skeletons

9) They stare at you with their beady red eyes

8 ) They are so loud you have to turn the TV volume to the max just to hear it

7) They dive bomb you and cling to your shirt

6) They fly into your hair and make you mess it up by swatting at them

5) They freak your dog out so she won’t use the bathroom

4) They commit suicide on your windshield

3) Their guts refuse to wipe off your windshield

2) They make you almost shut your hand in the car door trying to avoid letting them in

1) They just won’t die!


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